So I’m almost home and I get shook down at U.S. Customs. Tina K took a different flight because Adidas put me on American Air. They open my luggage and find a gang of women’s clothes and a gang of make-up that Hikaru’s wife hooked her up with. So the agents are going through the rest of my stuff looking at me kinda weird at this point, they pull out these 2 red and grey containers. I forgot I packed these. It was a gift from the guys at FLJ magazine. The custom agent proceeded to twist one open to see what was inside. He was so amused he called the other agents to check it out, like they never saw a pocket pussy before! I felt pretty embarrassed as the female agents questioned me on the nature of the sex toy. I guess it could have been more embarrassing if they found the Godzilla Dildo in my backpack, hahahahaa………
the directions…
straight ripped dat shit open!
insert yur pee pee here, hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
How can I tap it now when it’s all ready open. Thanx Mr. Custom Agent.
Thanks for putting this up on your blog!
Embarrassed!? Don’t worry, I actually had to give a demo with a dildo at LAX customs..
YOU SHOULD OF BUSTED AN JHONNY DEEP ON BLOW “OLD HABITS YOU KNOW” HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OG tenga, haha! shoulda told em its a new kaiju toy
i know DISS ain’t the first time customs agents be searching your shit….as if you look like a suspicious character or something. P.S. does it feel good? (not getting searched…..the pocket puti-tang)